Burnz: did you hear about this "Jordan might return to the NBA" bullshit?
Burnz: can't he just die of something?
Burnz: like gunshots
Ben: what the fuck?
Ben: goddamn, I don't think I can live through another "air jordan" spell
Burnz: the commercials were bad enough
Burnz: but this....
Ben: I hope he bites his tongue off
Ben: hanging it out like that
Ben: fucker
Burnz: yes, he is a good basketball player and yadda yadda yadda, but for crying out loud
Burnz: this baseball, basketball, retired, back in the game bullshit is just media hype crap
Ben: yeah
Ben: people get hit by trucks every day, why can't he be one of them?
Burnz: crucifiction I say, bring it back for one spectacular gala event with MJ as the unsuspecting
victim
Burnz: Saliva can play the nailing, and we will even let the jews do it, they have the most experience
Ben: wasn't he the culprit in that god-awful "gotta be the shoes" slogan?
Burnz: I think so
Ben: I say we inject him with enough herione to force his retinae to implode... we can let the jews do that one as well
Burnz: maybe cut off his thumb and index finger and then make him return to the NBA
Burnz: and hobble him like a prisoner so he knows how life is for all of his african brothers
Ben: I say let magic johnson return to the game, infect the NBA as a collective, stop the entire
goddamn thing
Burnz: it would give the public what they want
Burnz: maybe get a barge and make them play endlessly or be shot on the spot
Ben: puts a wicked spin on the whole "dodge-ball" concept, don't you think?
Ben: at least football players have the integrity and common sense to remain in retirement
Ben: of course, I probably speak too soon, watch Elway come back
Burnz: almost all athletes do, boxers, baseball
Burnz: this coming out of retirement is a lot of shit
Ben: yeah, I hear tyson is back in the ring... muslim cap and all
Ben: praise allah, the black man is back
Burnz: oh my fucking god, when are they going to learn that son of a bitch shouldn't box
Ben: he's got that whole prison attitude going on
Burnz: hell, he should be caged and entered in a fucking rotweiler fight in some steel mad max thunderdome
Ben: have you heard the fucker talk lately?
Burnz: no, thank god
Ben: reads one book and thinks he's a genius
Ben: I be's prison edumacated... nigaaaahhh please!
Ben: fuck him man, I say let tyson play basketball, and we put jordan in the ring
Burnz: now that is a plan
Burnz: dig one hole for both of them
Ben: bite somebody on the court