Just use the break in the text as a marker if you are so damn lazy that you can't read the whole thing. Consider hooked on phonics for ADD kids you bastard.

Holly: hello
Burnz: darling
Burnz: it sounds as if life has taken a painful and unexpected turn for the worst for you
Burnz: like when you run out of milk
Burnz: only much worse
Burnz: and instead of milk, it is hope
Burnz: .....what?
Holly: OMG, you are getting all chick flick on me
Burnz: right, now do you want to take a pointless stroll through a park in autumn
Burnz: despite the fact I don't know where a park is and autumn is 3 seasons away
Holly: while I pour out my heart and weep?
Burnz: no, it is one of those perk up strolls
Burnz: where you have a laughing romp in the leaves
Burnz: ooooo romping sounds nice right now
Holly: oh...i don't have a golden retriver though...do you think I could rent one?
Burnz: lemme check the yellow pages
Holly: k, the yellow pages has everything!
Burnz: dagwood rental
Burnz: dental rental
Burnz: here, dog rental
Holly: how much?
Burnz: doesn't say, give them a call
Burnz: "Bobby's mutt hut"
Burnz: oh wait
Burnz: no number, just an address that is an alley behind sears
Burnz: and it says "come alone"
Holly: oh...hmm, i don't think I want to do that...sounds a bit fishy to me
Burnz: might get a defective dog
Burnz: like....a cat
Burnz: or goldfish
Holly: one with a leg missing
Holly: EWWWWWWWwww a cat...stinky
Holly: why aren't you getting ready to go to work, young man?
Burnz: I don't work on wednesdays and thursdays
Holly: oh...that's poop
Burnz: not my fault
Burnz: I tried to work myself to death
Burnz: I have taken to digging up sections of pavement
Holly: you can't try with that sort of thing, it just happens
Holly: oh how fun
Burnz: it is lots of pain. So that is nice
Holly: do you have to wear a jump suit?
Burnz: not really
Burnz: I wear a jumper though
Burnz: with a plaid skirt
Holly: Oh that's so cute! do you wear a sash and bobbie socks?
Burnz: no, that is gay
Holly: but a jumper and a plaid skirt isn't?
Burnz: not at all
Burnz: everyone I know wears those.
Burnz: and most of them have arson charges against them
Burnz: which is totally not gay
Holly: OH..hmm...well, i'm going to go and smoke while I debate if you are too scary to talk to
Burnz: I am, let me save you the time
Holly: brr
Burnz: tippe
Burnz: ....tippe?
Burnz: yippee*
Holly: hippy?
Burnz: bippedy
Burnz: boppidy
Burnz: boo!
Burnz: fuck, I just turned my pumpkin into a coach
Holly: ...wouldn't that be more useful?
Burnz: not if you are hungry
Burnz: .....yes I eat pumpkin
Burnz: why do you aks?
Burnz: aks? yes maam, why do you axe

Holly: geez, you drunk?
Burnz: no, I have complementary sobriety levels
Burnz: the more I drink the more sober I seem
Burnz: and vice versa
Holly: hmmm....I wonder which way is better to talk to you then.
Burnz: most people prefer the cold shoulder way
Holly: oh...i don't like that..that makes me angry
Burnz: they turn off their phone and leve town
Burnz: drove my chevy to the leve
Holly: but the levie was dry
Burnz: chat karaeoke, now that is a new one to me
Holly: ...sorry, my head hurts so i'm not really thinking
Burnz: that is ok, I never really think
Holly: I have phelgm
Burnz: I'm impotent
Burnz: top that
Holly: i can't stop bleeding
Burnz: you're a woman that is natural
Burnz: it will quit eventually
Holly: it's been 2 weeks
Burnz: ........ugh
Holly: k i'm not talking about this anymore
Burnz: works for me
Holly: if someone is english and they ask you if you like 'bought' what is that?
Burnz: "oh dearie, did you like bought?"
Holly: here, i'll send you some of the converstation
Holly: dont get up set i think its cool to be able to be invovled in bought sex dont get mad i just want to learn from someone how to go about it.
Burnz: I think they mean prostitution
Holly: but i'm in a bi chat room...
Burnz: I don't know
Burnz: it is a cultural thing I am unfamiliar with
Burnz: the bought, not the bisexuality
Burnz: ....having questions about ourselves are we dearie?
Holly: she said it means man and women sex..
Holly: no....i know what I am..lol
Burnz: then what are you doing in a bi chat room?
Burnz: besides the obvious task of trying to find a man that is carrying HIV
Holly: checking out the babes?
Burnz: straight up, we should cruise the ave together sometime
Holly: but it's probably easier for you to hook a babe...
Burnz: doubtful, women want personality
Burnz: and that means quality not quantity
Holly: well, we are both shit out of luck then
Burnz: that is ok, we can get bought sex
Burnz: and I mean bought and paid for
Burnz: hope they take personal checks
Holly: nah, that's okay..i don't want that..that's std land
Burnz: so are bisexuals
Holly: not females
Burnz: ......I wouldn't put a gamble on either one
Holly: :(
Holly: oh well, the world turns
Burnz: slowly
Burnz: with a lot of awkward silence
Holly: akward? why?
Burnz: just the nature of the world
Burnz: ....
Burnz: ....
Burnz: um....
Burnz: so....
Burnz: .....
Burnz: ...
Burnz: I am a crack abuser
Holly: I'm clean and sober...:P
Burnz: sucks to be you
Holly: no, not really
Holly: i won't od on anything
Holly: nor will household appliances talk to me
Burnz: you consider that good
Burnz: you have no idea
Holly: I'm high on life.
Burnz: you're so naieve
Burnz: so young and silly
Burnz: I like angelfood cake
Burnz: with fruit topping
Holly: cheesecake with cherries on top
Burnz: I have grown disillusioned with cheesecake
Burnz: Have you ever read any William Gibson?
Burnz: you should, he is the cat's pajamas
Burnz: in a good way, not like after one of those kitty wet dreams
Holly: are we in the 50s
Burnz: I want a girlfriend that has dog dreams about chasing rabbits
Holly: why?
Burnz: I don't really know
Burnz: it just strikes me as a good thing to have a dream about
Burnz: or digging
Burnz: I want to have a dream about digging
Burnz: I want her ears to twitch too
Holly: but you basically do that, you turn over slabs of concrete
Burnz: that is real life, I want to be resting while I do ti
Burnz: do ti?
Burnz: estados unidos?
Holly: si, yo vivo en los estados unidos
Holly: Umm, is that a fraudian slip up there?
Burnz: I don't think I have slips while I am typing
Burnz: besides spelling errors
Holly: the fucking brain man
Holly: that's who i meant
Holly: i'm not typing big words because i can't spell them and then I never hear the end of it
Burnz: I don't crae
Burnz: it deosn't boter me
Holly: obvisouly
Burnz: teehee
Burnz: I have too much time on my hands today
Burnz: oops, and now I have too much semen on my hands
Burnz: ....charming
Burnz: I only like Judy Blume really.
Holly: "are you there god, it's me, margaret?"
Burnz: it is official, the jury declared me guilty of stupidity
Burnz: and conduct unbecoming a cross dresser. K, I am going to find something else to do.