August 27th.
Holly.

Holly: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burnz: see, I didn't want to start the conversation right away
Burnz: so I was waiting
Holly: for what?
Burnz: a woman going HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is kinda cute
Holly: for my shinning personality to come through the text?
Burnz: a guy, creepy
Holly: not creepy, gay.
Burnz: you know what I mean
Holly: so...how's IT going?
Burnz: oh, it is going nuts, you should see it
Burnz: I had to mail part of it off
Burnz: there was just it all over
Holly: hhaha
Holly: and stuff
Burnz: totally
Burnz: it isn't bad
Burnz: more school, more geek network work
Holly: that's good...last I heard it was sick.
Burnz: more bad relationships
Burnz: how is it with you?
Burnz: and if you stole my it
Burnz: you are getting so ass kicked
Holly: wow, we have soo much in common...I got bad relationships....and bad job, no school stuff though
Holly: ass kicked as in?
Burnz: I screwed that sentence and just let it go
Burnz: just imagined me sleeping with a sentence
Holly: drunk?
Holly: that's kinky.
Burnz: drinking. Hard to find me sober
Burnz: sorry
Holly: for?
Burnz: I would prefer a fully aware Matt when I finally talk to him
Burnz: not a mildly confused and probably awkwardly mushy one
Holly: I"m on 4 hours of sleep so I'm not fully aware....
Holly: I'm still remotely holding up my end of a converstation.
Burnz: poor holly, see, my reactions are hateful and huggy. This is why I don't start conversations
Burnz: let's imagine a patting on the head or something
Holly: because you are afriad of it.
Burnz: yep
Holly: Hi, i can't spell.
Burnz: and either one seems to terrify people
Burnz: eh
Holly: I like the huggy you.
Burnz: options are bad though
Holly: because the last 2 times that we talked I got pissed at you for something you typed and I don't remember now what it was.
Burnz: then how about I just be uncomfortably nice?
Holly: no.
Holly: because then I will be uncomfortable.
Burnz: a lot of people seem to feel I have a tendency to be too cruel or too kind
Burnz: tell me how you are
Burnz: I did miss you
Holly: I'm good...sleepy....but good.
Holly: how are you?
Burnz: ok, I kinda want you to elaborate so it is not just me talking
Holly: umm.. my feet hurt, I'm tired, i need to wash the makeup off my face, I broke up with my bf and am happy about it...I wish my cat were here, I have to get up at 7 am to drive for 8 hrs....I have a headache.
Burnz: communication, it seems we need to work on it
Burnz: I meant a quick "how have you been" and that wasn't clear
Burnz: no, that wasn't right either. Months, it's been months. Give me highs and lows, believe it or not, as much as I like your feet, don't care
Burnz: and I mean fetish sick like your feet
Burnz: man
Burnz: toes
Burnz: wow
Holly: haha, oh my.
Holly: I moved out of my mom's, live with myself...waiting for the ex to leave the house so I'm back at mom's for awhile.
Burnz: I think I know that pain
Burnz: is it always like milking a bull to get you to talk or is it just the tired?
Holly: that pain sucks.
Holly: no, i'm just distracted.
Burnz: dissecting a lamb
Burnz: you lunatic
Burnz: don't let me pester you
Burnz: I will anyway, just sound advice
Holly: lmao...you could never pester me
Burnz: then I am not doing my job Holly
Burnz: I pestered jesus, and that doesn't even make sense
Burnz: sense holly, SENSE!
Holly: sense of smell
Burnz: I still shake. When I meet someone else that shakes I kinda wonder if it is me or them. I want to meet someone that shakes in the exact same rhythm.
Burnz: My point with that is that I you seem to lose topics as fast as I do
Burnz: were we to get them in sync, we would be the most random on topic people in the world
Holly: we rock.
Burnz: notice the "I you"
Burnz: not yet
Burnz: we could confuse whole nations
Burnz: notice the pain of IMing me when a) I am drinking (let's just call that "awake") and b) late when I have nothing better to do
Holly: I'm so tired I can't sleep
Burnz: honey, having someone verbally rape you is no help
Holly: you are verbally raping me?
Burnz: pardon, textually
Holly: I was unaware that you were trying to rape me in anyway.
Burnz: not my intention, but gravity didn't want to make anyone fall to their death
Burnz: I just compared myself to gravity didn't I?
Holly: I don't even understand what you were trying to point out.
Burnz: Matt didn't try to textually rape you, gravity didn't try to make someone fall. But...
Burnz: the word rape is making me uncomfortable now
Holly: now you are offended by text.
Holly: you sound like me
Burnz: ok, because I say "you sound like me" a lot, I am going to say "you're adorable". And then we are going to pretend I didn't because nothing good comes of that
Holly: yes huh.
Holly: I get flattered.
Burnz: how is that good?
Burnz: were you about to kill a man?
Burnz: or a woman?
Burnz: or a shemale?
Burnz: murderer
Holly: because you make a person of your internet world happy.
Holly: me? I can't even bring myself to kill a fly.
Holly: flies just have to be talked into going outside.
Burnz: then I am going to be happy I made you feel better
Burnz: you missed the angry matt last night, oh man, it would have been a blast
Holly: I would have been mad.
Holly: and then I would have cried myself to sleep.
Burnz: I know a girl named Jen. Jen reminds me of you, as much as I know of you and I realize that is limited
Holly: you met me once, that's enough...lmao
Burnz: oh, true, because there isn't much to you
Holly: awww, that wasn't nice.
Burnz: I suppose I should be happy we both made sentences
Burnz: I know
Burnz: I'm trying
Burnz: I'm not good at nice
Holly: you should be happy i'm talking to you.
Burnz: you don't even know why you were mad at me
Holly: i know, i forget alot why I get mad
Burnz: but I say a lot of horrible things, inbetween doing a lot of horrible things
Burnz: I'm getting better. So thank you for talking to me
Burnz: and I mean that
Holly: good thing for you I have a short term memory when it comes to being mad and I forgive.
Burnz: you're assuming it's a good thing to be talking to you...and that's a joke and just ugly
Holly: there is no assuming.
Burnz: anyhow, I was awful to Jen, for years
Burnz: she had to put up with me because of the situation
Holly: what situation?
Burnz: she had to go to class with me, and forensics
Holly: ewww, forensics
Burnz: speech, we didn't dissect anything
Holly: I know that.
Holly: I'm not a stupid bimbo.
Burnz: I know
Holly: I don't like speeches, talking in front of large groups, etc.
Burnz: I confused it, and I am not a stupid bimbo.
Burnz: see, I don't like talking to individuals, groups are fine
Burnz: it's like talking to a wall
Holly: walls don't talk back.
Burnz: I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings Holly
Burnz: neither do groups
Holly: you haven't said anything to hurt my feelings
Burnz: apparently I made you mad
Burnz: that qualifies as hurting feelings
Holly: how do you get that?
Holly: I'm not mad, i'm not hurt, I'm just me.'
Burnz: not tonight
Burnz: I mean ever
Holly: eh, i don't enever remember why so it must of not been important...no need to apologize.
Burnz: yes there is. Causing you any period of discomfort, however breif and forgetabble, I owe back to you
Holly: i'm sure I haven't been pleasent company at time either though
Burnz: that doesn't make it all right
Burnz: I don't recall a time when you irritated me
Holly: doesn't matter...we still talk and that's all that matters.
Burnz: sure. You're right. And I will be done soon. But I didn't want to hurt your feelings. Jen always drives up my desire to pat her on the head and kill any motherfucker that wrongs her. That was the parallel.
Holly: done soon with what?
Burnz: being a sappy jackass
Burnz: I'm not good at it
Holly: sappy jackasses are what helps the world go round.... and besides that, you should just be you....as corny and retarded as that sounds.
Holly: my computer broken
Burnz: and sadly, this is just me. It's an awful weird, stalker thing. But, while I might not be very nice or whatever. The reason I drove for hours (part of it in the wrong way) was because you got broken up with and I thought a little company, even mine, wouldn't be bad
Burnz: ok, I think I am done
Holly: see...you do have compassion.
Burnz: I know I have compassion. I was trying to extend it to you. And now I am defensive about it
Holly: funny...everything on the computer shut down but this window...
Burnz: cuz I am not very bright
Holly: cuz you are overly protective of your emotions because you think it's a sign of weakness....like every other male.
Burnz: yep
Holly: not cuz you're not bright, but cuz you are male.
Holly: but women find it endearing.
Burnz: damn it holly, I was trying to be nice to you
Holly: you were being nice to me.
Burnz: don't turn it around
Holly: not turning anything around...you just have my 100% focus now.
Burnz: you were smart and funny and weird, and I drug my stupid, drunk ass down there because of that. Because it was you. And it isn't a romantic thing, it's just a personal thing. And you did turn it around by being nice to me. Don't enable stupid fucks
Burnz: double word foul on stupid
Holly: I don't enable people that are willing to show me both sides of themselves...text or not....People put themselves in the situation for feeling enabled....you were fishing for it...and you got it...now your pissed....
Burnz: ok, you're right
Burnz: just defensive