rand0m: i have zero leads
Burnz: you got Emily, I am sure that is still in the "prospective" in-box
rand0m: [wistful sigh]
rand0m: yea, that's still in some flunkies outbox in the basement ...
Burnz: what?
Burnz: does she have a man?
Burnz: is she a rug muncher?
Burnz: does she have a disease that a condom can't stop? eg- The Black Death?
rand0m: no, and I don't think so. if she is, i want pics.
rand0m: and not that I know of
rand0m: it's just that she's not even in the prospective inbox yet.
Burnz: damn,
rand0m: there is very, very little there right now
Burnz: sounded like you kids was kinda hitting it off before
rand0m: well yea
Burnz: she gave you *the look* you said
rand0m: don't get me wrong
rand0m: I like her
rand0m: a lot
rand0m: but I just don't seem to get the same vibe back from her
Burnz: all right, watch the emotions there Oprah
Burnz: hmmmmm
Burnz: drug her up
rand0m: that's the plan
rand0m: waiting for the next big party
rand0m: ;-)
Burnz: right on
Burnz: !
rand0m: hopefully she'll get really, really trashed
Burnz: and then you be the nice guy and take her home
rand0m: right
Burnz: and be the bad guy and bang her
rand0m: bingo
Burnz: and be the friendly guy and tape it
rand0m: exactly
Burnz: and be the nasty creepy guy and give me a copy
Burnz: man, I am watching that damn dating show again. I can't stop....help me!
rand0m: I saw part of one last night
rand0m: that shit is addictive
rand0m: some dude nailed this chick on their first date
rand0m: and didn't tell his girlfriend
Burnz: damn
Burnz: ....damn
Burnz: fuck
Burnz: damn
Burnz: that isn't fair
rand0m: !?
Burnz: that is pussy hogging
rand0m: you're telling me
rand0m: he was one of those guys who isn't too bright, but has the brutish good lugs.
rand0m: er
rand0m: looks
rand0m: lugs - where the fuck did that come from?
Burnz: nowhere close. And I want to get licked
Burnz: ........sigh
Burnz: these shows are painful. Problem is I don't have an impressive sounding job, they ask what I do for a living and it is all over
Burnz: "I am a manager at wal-mart"
Burnz: "go away, cretin"
rand0m: just think of this
rand0m: "so yea, what do you do?"
rand0m: I'm a network administrator ...
rand0m: "great, let's go fuck"
Burnz: I could always make something up.....yeah, biogenetical engineer...fireman....pig ejaculatory specialist
rand0m: sure, let me walk you back to my place
rand0m: see!? you've got it anchored.
rand0m: you're a good liar, I'm sure.
Burnz: oh yeah
Burnz: I tell no one the truth anymore
Burnz: "what do you do?" independent contractual graphical design
Burnz: veterinary assistant, it is intership-based
Burnz: they love that one
Burnz: bitches love animals
Burnz: they went to feed sharks (on the show)
Burnz: she says "coby and ron were both very gentle with the sharks"
Burnz: right, not like those guys that bitch slap things that are all teeth
Burnz: I totally disrespect sharks
Burnz: fuck em
Burnz: niggas be trashin on my hoopty, I had to kick him to the curb
Burnz: I got my gat Jaws
Burnz: wassup now?
rand0m: you fucking showed that shark
rand0m: you man
Burnz: dude, I was just trying to get with that baracuda honey over there
Burnz: and he be all like "I'll bite you motherfucker" and I wasn't having none of that
Burnz: this show is cracked up.....damn
Burnz: what is some woman doing on this show? they are attractive, outgoing, friendly.....I don't get it
Burnz: they could pick their men, easily
Burnz: they could get me, or you...and what else do they need?
Burnz: I mean really
rand0m: truly
rand0m: it makes me wonder why they're on the show
rand0m: they are always hot, not-dumb, and looking.
rand0m: how can they *not* be getting dicks waved at them all the time?
Burnz: some of them are kinda vapid
Burnz: but most are not
Burnz: I don't understand it
Burnz: some are bitches, and I can understand them being looking because they are good for a night on their back
Burnz: not a relationship
Burnz: but......
Burnz: confounds me
Burnz: are they just that picky?
Burnz: I don't know
rand0m: i don't know either
rand0m: damn girls. grr.
rand0m: never really knowing what they want ... kinda irritating, huh
Burnz: yeah......really.....(makes inarticulate sound of disgust, anger, frustration, and repressed lust)