Time Unknown.
Loose Sarah.

It's all about everyone's favorite aussie fuck bunny.

She tells me that she laid 20 guys when she was 19 and told me not to classify her. So I am not classifying her, but am I to be blamed for the governments classification as a hybrid disease incubator? I mean, I don't even like the term "Human petrie dish" but if the shoe fits, put that nasty sucker on. If that new legislation goes through, then she will be forced into quarantine with a constant penicillin IV drip, I actually feel bad for the girl. My question is what about us in the future? I mean, making love through a HazMat suit isn't exactly romance. I guess I shouldn't worry about it, they will most likely cement her shut, slap a few "BIOHAZARD" stickers on her and let her die slowly. Or just declare her a chemical dumping site and shoot her into the sun. Not that I have to worry about meeting her anyway, considering that she won't ever get through customs carrying that many foreign critters on her person, never happen, one day in the park and she could fuck up our whole eco system. Introduction of totally alien strains of god only knows what kind of pubic infestation. She really should quit that accounting job and let Orkin have a crack at her. Just my opinion.

How was that for kindness eh? How is my tolerance level? It isn't so much that I don't like her, as I just don't like pets all that much, especially of the flesh burrowing nature. Must be tough for her to find an apartment that will allow a genital zoo / circus freak show. Very understanding landlord...that or she just fucked her way in, which is more likely. As a capitalist, I am just saddened by the loss of such a fine monetary generative system, I could be living like a fat rat peddling one cunt, too bad I didn't know her a few years ago. I just don't fuck cesspools, rule of the house.

Burnz: she told me she banged 20 guys at age 19.
Ben: holy shit
Burnz: see, she has been passed around more than a hookah in a rehab parking lot
Ben: 20 fucking guys at 19? wonder what that number is up to now
Ben: she ought to apply for a job at the local brothel, with that much goddamn experience
Burnz: that was my exact reaction
Burnz: I was like "how did you have time to talk to anyone?
Burnz: she must have started at like....2
Burnz: 3 years old
Burnz: course women get it easier
Burnz: but that is loose man
Ben: that is VERY loose
Ben: well fuck man, just fuck
Burnz: fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck. You sound like her diary
Ben: I have got you, completely, her puss is like the goddamn chunnel
Ben: I bet I can step inside of it, walk around.. find some stalagtite
Ben: take a fucking maglite with me, and some granola bars, may as well plan on staying for a while
Burnz: hey, if you wanna make a couple bucks just tear her head off and lay her her across the Rio, charge 2 pesos for covered bridge
Ben: where is my flak jacket? I wonder if she's harboring enemy soldiers in that thing
Burnz: she does a neat trick with it, 11 clowns climb out
Burnz: that is a lot of manhours. I mean, she should have a degree
Ben: "open from 7 to 11, sarah's gigantic puss"
Ben: fucking order a big gulp
Burnz: the good thing is she gets her period in one day, it can't hold on to anything...too reamed out
Ben: yeah, holds a bucket underneath, lets it spill out, "the dam's a-breakin, run for your lives!"
Burnz: you don't fuck sarah so much as you spelunk
Ben: hell yes, tie a rope to yourself, grab a flashlight, and a year's worth of stores
Burnz: the sheer lubrication consumption, if they had KY bucks like Marlboro, she could have a new island
Burnz: if you do hit it, toss a flare down
Ben: I know man, grab a goddamn hardhat
Burnz: take a radio, I don't need you MIA in there
Burnz: if you do get stuck you could just light a fire, smoke her out pinnochio style
Ben: I may need an all-terrain vehicle for that thing
Ben: fucking mud tires "I'm going in, watch my six"
Burnz: big sign inside "To boldly go where everyman has cum before"
Ben: I don't even think I want to touch it now
Burnz: they should just stitch it up and declare a federal disaster area
Burnz: but...where would they get the string?
Ben: haha, put some damn blinking detour arrows around it
Burnz: fuck that, put a cage around it and curtains. Charge admission to throw change down it, call it a wishing cunt
Ben: fucking make it the new launch pad for the space shuttle
Burnz: too difficult, it would have to break the gravitational pull
Ben: turn it into a giant greenhouse........... actually, i think that thing is responsible for australia's ozone problem
Burnz: hahaha, she has to have it emissions tested
Burnz: get some fish nets and drag it for bait
Ben: ha, drag it for a new industrial lubricant supply
Ben: "tell you a little story 'bout a man named jed....... oh fuck it, I cannot go on