Darcy: actually, I'm sick too right now
Burnz: everyone is it seems
Darcy: crazy
Darcy: in that not-so-crazy way
Burnz: is a very lame kind of biological warfare
Burnz: fuck with us, and you get the sniffles
Burnz: yeah, it is that mundane level of insanity
Burnz: "I am not using a coaster" (gasp)
Darcy: no!
Darcy: blasphemy
Burnz: and if you keep it up, I will turn the welcome mat upside down so you can't read what it says immediately
Burnz: I swear to god I will do it
Darcy: you wouldn't
Burnz: just try me
Darcy: you're not that evil
Darcy: I know you have a heart in there somewhere
Darcy: don't turn away from it now!
Burnz: nope, the emperor took it
Burnz: I'm more machine now than man, twisted and evil
Burnz: I see you constructed a new lightsaber
Darcy: I refuse to believe it
Darcy: what about all the good times?
Burnz: I slept through all the good ones
Darcy: I'm quick with my hands
Burnz: it's a good skill to have, ever thought about doing that professionally?
Burnz: I mean, lots of Jedi out there, good demographic
Darcy: it's more of a hobby
Darcy: I think going pro would ruin the fun for me
Burnz: oh come now, this is exceptional design
Darcy: well, I did consider it at one point
Burnz: I especially like the tassels on the handle
Darcy: yeah?
Burnz: that really says "don't fuck with me dark side"
Darcy: that's my favorite part too!
Burnz: ha, empty flattery, you have been subjected to another evil concoction
Burnz: and bad career advice, but you thwarted that
Darcy: noooooo!
Darcy: I see the force is strong with you
Burnz: it isn't the force so much as the Ginseng
Burnz: I want little business cards "We just eviled the hell out of you - sincerely United Federation of Nasty individuals and supervillans (UFNIS)
Darcy: UFNIS?
Darcy: that's the worst acronym ever
Burnz: you don't like ooofnis?
Darcy: sadly no
Burnz: it is pronounceable if you don't mind slaughtering English
Burnz: well I didn't mean for it to be an acronym
Burnz: god
Darcy: it's a little too German, or Swedish, or something
Burnz: *sulks....evilly*